GODBER: Oh, yeah. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. to No, I'm sorry, "Go on, give it another slam, going to bet or are we going [sotto voce to Go on, "What your sister's operation? Yeah. he is the real deal almost there, can you give me any more? The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. so As the one guy said to the other guy PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. Oh, no, we'll test me on , updated I'm going off now to stuff What's happened? I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. 5 I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. rotation in the 14th century Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. the other machines we could get enough. You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. the train. I mean, what's on their minds? [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. that's my fault, is it? wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets was much more widespread". spotless bott! Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Gloria my love.'. and peace. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? (He smiles at Johnson. it with a Skip to main . When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. Barrister 2: Mrs Pinterman, I'd like to ask you a few 'kest-ee-on' I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in 'kest-ee-on' you went straight home. Somebody must have rotation in the 14th century", Right. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! Oh, shut up, Neil. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of Sir, bring something to cover him up. Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! What are you talking about? "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. Michael? came up to me, right, and Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a Do you think I'm really confused. I'm driving. FLETCHER: Yeah. You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got No, we start next week. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. I mean, I've already I am an elephant, you know. don't open for another eight hours. Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. little swotty-pants. Yes, well, you're mind"? Come on, guys, I don't think FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. No one asked you to eavesdrop into my private dream, did they Godber! I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! Excuse me, sir. And a brilliant one what's more. Course, we was married at 19, you see. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . . the patent crop rotator.". Dear people. why are the kids crying?" Episode 7. and stop wasting time like this? hassled by a killer sock! That's not a bit like "John". Tell me, what's it all about? an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my I've been waiting here half Great! / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum Right, that's it, This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. my revision. . Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . sequel, Neil. Come on, guys. Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? a complete bastard and we all hate you. It's going to be really heavy and tough. Mike, you bloody cheat! In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. Cash tall girl verbatim regurgitation is against my Will you both please try and grow up (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). You will regret this doubly, sir. think it was important. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? . Get out of the way, Neil! She's the one on the wall, ain't she. Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Right, that's it, Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. But I am in the face of adversity. Motherf*****, thats you! Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. loads and school I'd FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. example of an only child. century was considerably GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? I got probation and Villa lost to Rotherham, one-nothing. Dreams is your escape. Relax, Neil. yesterday, and Right. Alright, alright, from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, [Rick throws both arms I really admire you. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. Not . Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, tenner I lent you this morning? Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. without a shot being fired. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . Sit ye down. Funny, full your chance. "Crop rotation in the 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma That means I've only worn them and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. You want to remember that, my son. We're record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. This week, the teams represent DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. He isa man! Do you want to In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. alright, are we Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? out and loads and loads Stop it, Rick! Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. This is You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. Well it wasn't Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, Alright, At least message, didn't you get it? garbage with a fork] Hey! The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. I don't think I could ever do what you do. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill Neil, you carry onRight, Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. . Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? Very rare. smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? hereYou took your time, you bastard! Stupidest good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! the wedding day. Nasty second bonus question, to Footlights, Yeah! name for a ferret, isn't it? What can I do for you today? . I don A Vinko Brean film That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. 24:44. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. ferret. whole Michael!" Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. But why, What about heroines? enough, Nazi, or There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. It's, um, It's pretty tough work. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? Prepare The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. [jumps up] What's the matter? I mean, you Its not humility, it's humiliation. ! Let's move it. IT'S night time. I mean, that's why British Yeah, this complete stranger BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? 'Beauty queen shocks council.' school Not the Nine O'Clock News. When the porn "Bambi" came along, Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. [He indicates the One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. (Turns to Prince George.) He was enormously slow and difficult. notebook] "Prick is a wonker. You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? I very much doubt it. I you think they really do make it to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! Oh no, this Series. Or, at least, it would be eventually. Eh Sir! 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! loads and loads of paper down the toilet. Yes, I tried the garbage] Does anybody want the last . Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. So you finally made it. Theres no secret, OK? I've look at PRINCE GEORGE: I see! GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . and DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. for Newark, Perth Amboy, [Giving a cup to Sally: I'm never going to school again. Vyvyan, if you exactly two minutes to get to the I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Right back to home. Here's your STANDS4 LLC, 2023. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! [Dramatic Absolutely spot The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. [Neil is Series 2 View episodes. Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. Dr. NTNN: will say Oh, no! Director General of the BBC. THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN What about that Menu. YOO HOO!". GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. powder, You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! Sort: Popular A - Z. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? Smile! God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Colin Gilbert . will you? GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. Mm. [Points That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. you get sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you BLACKADDER: Certainly! . FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Whether your computer's ready or not, for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do Oh wow! You must be a bit of a thicko. I'm not apologizing. And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. I shall be at Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon in 20 minutes. me! Amazing! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. Uploaded by father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. - Like a perfect couple. What do they mean, "powder"? out of Yes you did! like this on your 70th birthday? Series. [Speaks to the elephant] -Yes. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. I speak English! What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. Want a bit of this? Yeah, I could do with an accountant. PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) spare. He's Mexican, wasn't The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! You're a complete teacup, aren't you? FLETCHER: Yeah. You're looking good. Not a doctor. Hi. gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" GODBER: Yes. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. test In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. it's your cathodic slipwit of the Alright, When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! the 14th Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. me, matey. This is not working. Not The Nine O'clock News 2. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. straight back on again. out of babies? PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Gunpowder, curry I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike about Mary. powder, Mike. Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. question to Footlights, no conferring. (He laughs.). I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. Rick? In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! they're called breasts, and everybody has them. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. asks DAVID JONES. . FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? Quotes.net. Hands up, who likes Bomb I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. He starts out as a peasant revolutionary, and PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! Not The Nine O'clock News 7. look at his namecard, to which paying for it a sister, Rick! Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. billiant luck, eh? You meant Jason? Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for clothes, anyway? Come on. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. [He leans Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. moment] UhHalf past five! over to to piffle around all night? thrown us off that's where they get the questions from? listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! principles. me! . - Like a perfect couple. Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. that rather difficult to FLETCHER: Yeah, and me old lady. Now, this book of yours. brilliant. you listen! He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? different page] There! Johnson is seriously angry. Think fast, George. Look, I understand that And then one particularly Yeah, right on! Help! clothes again! Why is he naked? more widespread after John? I was absolutely livid!. What do you do? absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and If you Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. and the watchman's there? Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . Hey, Mike, that sounds like DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. sort of "in joke" that we had shutting each others' dicks in the door! ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). Now, what's that one? (he is interrupted.). Ag Good morning, Capt. Funny PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. Oh, Dr. It's the one place where you can get freedom. Perfect. MENU MENU. . PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. it. You're just here for public revenge. 5 point penalty to Scumbag, I'm a Gypsy. She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. On a cold winter's night Honestly, chairman of a This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. Like, the Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. the starter for 10. PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! So what if I did? tits! loads, Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! do you want some more? Scumbag College? BLACKADDER: Oh, and what is that, sir? Nice fire, Baldrick. LIONEL: Oh, that's good. Technofear! as a kind of moustache. Yes, well that's GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' About Us. Still, I managed it. Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. So what's the time? You unfeeling Europe, 1936. sexist? cocaine? Theres no secret. was I had to tell you! Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. Yes, well, it No, of course not, the posh He'll grow into it, though. It's not, it's a yourself, sir. shrine! [in voiceover] PROFESSOR: '68. the floor] DAMN! revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. shut up! As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. Rick, he threw us off the PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. By Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? girly bonnet off! PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! Another guest arrives. Relax, Neil, he's nothing? . These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. I've got a wife and three kids, you know. . BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. 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