In an alternative version one will be pregnant. Crow's Foot: A device placed on a valve wheel to aid in opening or closing the valve due to it being extremely hot or hard to turn. EIDWS: Enlisted Information Dominance Warfare Specialist. Dog zebra: Closing fittings or doors for light discipline at night. : (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again). a Seaman/Airman/Fireman, getting out of line with a Chief Petty Officer. Port and Starboard: A rotation of two duty sections or watch teams, one designated port, and the other starboard. The watchstander is dressed in protective gear carrying a 10 to 12 foot pole. Pineapple Fleet: The Pacific Fleet, usually refers to the Seventh Fleet (in the western Pacific) and specifically to ships stationed in. Kamikaze: A hetero male Marine who is so gung-ho that he can only be sexually satisfied by another male Marine. Officially referred to as "Intensive Training" or "Advanced Intensive Training. This is usually done intentionally when flying with an Instrument Flight Rules (IFR) flight plan, but can lead to high "pucker factor" when it is done accidentally. Training Aids: Logically, these are items used to assist by demonstration some point in a training lecture. It is played to "motivate" the crew after an UNREP, VERTREP, etc. Join Facebook to connect with Barpat Narpar and others you may know. Pier-Queer: Air Force term for "Sailor." The chain may also be taken from the small brass chain keeping a sound power phone jack cover attached to the jack housing. Most schedule writers will have a "snivel log" for such requests, which may or may not be granted based on the needs of the unit and the sniveler's standing with the schedules officer (Skeds-O). Knee-knockers: A passageway opening through a bulkhead. Color Company: The recruit company in boot camp that maintains the highest score through the entire eight week evolution; they are given three days special liberty unmonitored. See, I Want One Jammed In My Ass, Little Pricks Hurt 2. SLJO: Shitty Little Jobs Officer. When one goes off, the other takes his place (three men share two racks). Served at galleys in lieu of regular chow for sailors on the go. A-Farts: (AFRTS) Armed Forces Radio & Television Service. Usually it was gray, loud and smoking when it landed. Usually used as part of a goose-chase. (2) On surface ships, any member of the ship's company who is not assigned to the Engineering Department. Finally, TURN ON THE WATER to rinse off. They are a permanent fixture. To ELTs, it's "Superior Mechanic, Almost God.". Wink. VX: Fixed Wing Experimental Aircraft Squadrons. Bilge Rat: Someone who works in the engineering spaces. Batphone: A dedicated outside telephone line (not for personal use) typically for shore power or security purposes. Used pejoratively if the officer in question is overly proud of this fact. Brig Chaser: The sailor who escorts a prisoner to the brig. Buffer Tech: A junior enlisted who polishes the deck with a buffer, a duty normally assigned to shore duty personnel or those attending "A" School. A rate in the Navy similar in duties to a police officer. Ahead Flank Liberty: The fictitious speed at which a ship travels after a mission or patrol is completed with high marks and the ship is headed into very nice foreign ports that cater to visiting US Forces. Method of requesting speed changes from the Engine Room using the Engine Order Telegraph (EOT), normally from the Bridge. Shit River: The extremely polluted (mostly with sewage) canal just outside the Subic Bay main gate. Pushbutton: Term applied to a 6 year enlistee with advanced schooling. It may be fixed, as in those mounted on the bow of a ship below the waterline, or mobile like those "dipped" by anti-submarine helocopters. "Oh, he's just flying the Bravo". NFO: Naval Flight Officer: flies alongside the pilot as weapons officer. ", Dipsy Dumpster: what a shitbag sailor crawls out of, before going up to quarters, watch, liberty, etc. Also called "Cankers and Sores.". USS Lastship: The ship a sailor was on previously. 13 button salute: When a sailor in dress pants pulls down on the top two corners and all 13 buttons come unbuttoned at once, usually done just before sex. 221123-N-N0777-1001 IONIAN SEA (Nov. 23, 2022) F/A-18 Super Hornets from Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 7 fly in formation with Italian Navy AV-8B Harrier aircraft over the Ionia Sea, Nov. 23, 2033. Usually used to describe a Boatswain's Mate on a surface vessel. : "Fuck You Bitch I'm Short": Slogan indicating lack of care since the one uttering it or wearing it will be leaving soon. Other usage: "PFM circuit" for electronics in depot level repair only equipment whose inner workings are not required to be known. Rack Oyster: when you bust in your hand and slurp your own semen for a late night snack primarily used on frigates you want to go to MidRats? Im good bro, I had a Rack Oyster before watch. Sometimes used especially of the sailors from the USS Mathers. Hall of Fame Company: A recruit company during boot camp that maintains perfect marks through the entire eight-week evolution; harder to get than Color Company, the company that rates Hall of Fame Status is given three days special liberty, as well as the week prior to shipping out to the fleet as downtime. Action Guy: A SEAL, SWCC, EOD, Diver or Recon Corpsman type. The company's principal address is 12714 Four Oaks Road, Tampa, FL . Even though an LDO can choose to wear only his/her top three ribbons, they never do; because they always have at least three higher than Good Conduct and they need to have that one on display lest they be mistaken for a real junior officer. Often condoned when essential to get underway. Midnight Requisition: To "borrow" (with varying degress of consent) a needed item from another unit. Usually headed by a junior officer (JO). Similar to a real check valve which only allows fluid to go one way. Scuttlebutt: (1) A drinking fountain. Old Man: The Commanding Officer or Admiral in command. Sometimes used to connect CIC to Engineering. (like WESTPAC referring to a Western Pacific deployment. Eternal Patrol: The last and still on-going patrol of a submarine lost at sea. B.O.C.O.D: "Beat Off Cut Off Date": The date prior to returning home from a deployment on which a man should stop masturbating in order to save himself up for his wife or girlfriend. Also called "Fresh Air Snipe.". (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery). It is sometimes cured by a "Channel Fever Shot," a slap or kick to the backside. Veal Wheels. Two of these are blindfolded. It is sometimes used by seniors praising subordinates in one form or another. "Sir, if we do this thing now I can go home as soon as it's done." Seachest: Ballast intake/discharge portals below the waterline of a ship. Sparks: Radioman. Can be a collateral duty for a commissioned officer or more frequently, a civilian contractor's primary duty. Differs from leave (see above) in that one must stay close to one's home station and it is generally much shorter. Dick Skinners: Hands. (The Navy term for Air Force personnel is simply "Queer. SMIB: Southern Maryland In-Bred. Also said as "poking the poodle" or "screwin' the pooch." This is especially true if the paint being requested is classified as hazardous material, requiring special ventilation and lockouts. Also the haircut worn by truly motivated sailors. The OIC of this evolution is sometimes referred to as "the FOD-father.". The USS IWO JIMA LPH-2, IYAOYAS: Unofficial acronym commonly found on the uniforms of airedales who specialize in ordnance handling. (2) Former Action Guy: Any SO, SB, EOD, ND, or FMF Recon Corpsman or any other parachute-qualified member who is in a position where they cannot maintain their jump quals, or goes into a different warfare community. Reward details. Junior Chief: Pejorative term to describe junior enlisted person who is kissing ass for a promotion or on a power trip, or both. Widow/Widower: Describes wives (and now husbands) with spouses on deployment. See "Brown Water.". Usually takes the form of "Hey, did you hear (insert ship name here) had a fire in their main machinery room and can't get underway so our cruise got extended by a month?" Paddles: Code word for the LSO (see above). So called on account of its unique smell and the overall (un)cleanliness of the city. Assigned personnel go to their assigned stations to do their assigned task in support of fighting the ship in a battle or when there is a credible threat of attack for which the ship must be prepared to fight against. Rumor Control: The often wildly inaccurate rumors that concern fictitious changes to the ship's schedule. So called because of the lobotomy that is supposedly mandated as soon as a naval officer is promoted to this rank, in which half of his brain is removed. ", "Wrong answer, RPOC! When an aviator flies an aircraft into the clouds, can no longer see the earth or the horizon, and is dependent on instruments for navigation, he is said to be "in the goo." Chief Warrant Officer (W1W5): A "Super Goat," a highly qualified senior enlisted (E-7/E-8) person who has earned a commission through a competitive process and continues to work in their technical field. See FAG. Specifically anyone in an Admin Field. ", MARF: Acronym used by a superior to a roving watchstander, means Make Another Round, Fucker. LDO: Limited Duty Officer: generally a senior and highly qualified enlisted person (E6E8) who has earned a commission through a competitive process and continues to work in their field. MEDCRUISE: A float (operational cruise) in the Mediterranean Sea. Doc: Nickname and term of respect given to Hospital Corpsman by their shipmates and Marines. Usually just an inch or two longer than what military allows, but enough to let the females know who's who. So named for the slanting stem attached to their device. Mando Commando: Sailor assigned mandatory physical training (Mando PT or FEP) for being overweight or failing the Physical Readiness Test. Pollywog: An individual who has not crossed the, Poopsick: Anything undesirable, specifically feeling seasick. Diddy Bag: Small white cloth bag with a drawstring. 2.) SERP: Senior Enlisted Rest Period. Sea chest: A trunk or storage container used for a sailor's personal property. Dirty-shirt wardroom: (Aircraft Carrier): Forward wardroom immediately below the flight deck for pilots wearing (sweaty) flight gear and working ship's officers. EB Green: Green duct tape acquired from Electric Boat in Groton, CT; can be used to fix almost anything, temporarily. Dining-ins are for the service-members only. "John Wayne it." EMO: Electronic Materiel Officer, line officer or electronics CWO or LDO responsible for maintenance of the unit's radar, radio, and command and control equipment. Compare "Corpsman Candy.". The head of a ship, submarine, aviation squadron or shore command; usually no lower in rank than a Commander, often a Captain, the Commanding Officer is in charge of most of the everyday things that happen on board the ship, in the squadron or aboard the shore installation, from corporal punishment (Captain's Mast) to common everyday maintenance, and upkeep of the ship, squadron or shore command. Sea Stories: Often exaggerated or embellished tales from previous deployments or commands told by seniors to juniors. A recruit chosen in boot camp to "be in charge" when the Company Commander, or other authority figure, are not present. JAFO: "Just Another Fucking Observer," given to new recruits who are fresh in the fleet and have not cleared any training. WAVES: Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Services. Bremerlo: A husky (large) female. OPS: Operations Officer: Head of the Operations Department on board a ship or shore command. Can be bought in most Japanese convenience stores or at a ChuHai stand in the Honch. Geedunk-a-donk: A huge jiggly ass acquired from eating too much geedunk. (2) A type of putty used to seal the large steel access panels to the air casing on a steam boiler. A special show put on for inspecting senior officers. Circular firing squad/circular ass-kicking: An attempt by all command levels to find someone/anyone to blame for a problem for which no one wants to take blame. Shit Can, Shitcan: Either the name for a trash can, or the act of throwing something into the trash. Sea Lawyer: (1) A sailor or his buddy, making eloquent but completely spurious arguments at Captain's Mast, or in response to some disciplinary action. The trigger is taped down and once someone holds the end of the screwdriver, the battery is slapped in and the player must attempt to hold on to the screwdriver for as long as possible. Shitter: (1) A toilet (not a urinal); also known as a crapper. 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