"An owl was sent to you this morning. His footsteps echoed loudly as he walked across the stone floor. Change [Harry Potter 4th Year] Risa Chang; a legend, a genius, a graduate from one of the most prestigious magic schools in Europe at the age of 13, a new student at Hogwarts, the sister of Cho Chang, and the love interest for both the infamous Draco Malfoy and the boy-who-lived, Harry Potter. Amelia Bones I will likely demand be removed from office, and someone competent put in her place. Please consider turning it on! .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} Nor is he a Savior. At the age of four he learned how to give his uncle the satisfaction of hurting him without getting too hurt. He is by no means a Hero. "Ah," said Fudge, who looked thoroughly disconcerted. Percy's eyes, behind his horn-rimmed glasses, were fixed on his parchment, a quill poised in his hand. He did get one small knock on the door. For The Feels. He was happy to see it done. I was about to pass out from holding my breath, mate." "Harry, I'm so sorry about what happened, but we need to get you back to the house, and quickly," Arthur Weasley said. Harry dropped his gaze to the chair in the centre of the room, the arms of which were covered in chains. He noticed that she had suddenly stopped crying, and had in fact apparently stopped breathing, easily noticeable since her mouth was right next to his left ear. He looked around the room while hugging her. As it is, I need to get to Gringott's soon, preferably before I go to meet anyone in the Muggle government.. So I have to prepare for him in another way, which is part of the reason why I wanted to talk to the Muggle Liaison office. "His guilt is plain, and from his own mouth. In actuality, he prepared for leaving with the Weasleys. The Lone Lupine wailed to the moon as The Black Grim wailed to magic, for they have lost their everything. "Yes, Minister," Harry replied carefully. He shrugged. Harry Potter is not a Saint. Harry Potter had been stunned when it had happened, but that moment had passed, and now he was taking charge. They came into the room and closed it behind them. Fudge said, glaring at Harry over the top of his parchment. "Knowing that you are not permitted to use magic outside school while you are under the age of seventeen? Harry sighed and handed his prized wand, his badge of being a wizard, over to the smirking redhead, who turned and carried it to Minister Fudge. All eyes were now on Dumbledore. He looked to Ginny, who grinned widely, nodding. I guess I'll have to make sure that you children are fed before the meeting starts," Molly said as she bustled off. He murmured quietly to the man, "Also, it's much safer in terms of what I think they call operational security. 66K 3.3K 15. Harry decided to fire back and see what kind of a reaction he could get. Blagrot, hu-mon, not that it will serve you at all. How can you say that? Molly Weasley gasped. "Oh dear, That was when supper was going to be. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. "I read spy novels as a hobby, and I can think of six ways to let the other side know that you tried to stop the meeting right now, and I'm not in the intelligence community. What are you going to do then? Ron asked. he hissed. When a 'punishment' (read: torture session) goes too far, he meets his magic for the first time. Return to his own life or go back and save the Wizarding World. harrypotter. Petunia se divorci de Vermon poco despus de enterarse que el hombre no poda tener hijos debido a que se hizo una vasectoma. Fudge asked. ", He laughed. "Yes, sir," said an eager voice Harry knew. "Merlin, I'm glad you finally decided to say something. "Look at it this way, Snape. Harry Potter is a Cheeky Brat Genius Harry Potter Arcturus Sealed in Portrait by his crazy Parent-In-Law (no offense but I love Melania Black) Albus Dumbledore Bashing Lily Potter Bashing James Potter Bashing (but.) "Damn," she breathed when they finally broke. Personally, just helping you out of the country is going to be helping me, because I know that they'll be coming around looking for you at some point. But by the age of five he had enough. Harry just stared at Ron for a moment before starting to clap slowly. I was about to pass out from holding my breath, mate." James Potter Needs a Hug Wrong Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter) Girl-Who-Lived The anger surfaced sharply for a moment, but he beat it down, and something else burst through him the intelligence the Dursleys never let him use. Toeing the line of light and dark, his curiosity expands in the darkness. 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", "Yes," said Harry angrily, "but I only used it because we were -", The witch with the monocle cut across him in a booming voice. ", "Hey, shit happens," Harry replied with a shrug. "Impara.. Evanesca!" Snape's voice actually sounded shaken when he cast the spell, causing the snake to burn up, rattler to fangs. "Personally, I suspect that the Ministry will be wanting to talk to me within a few years, and not as a criminal. 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", "It's not my side any longer, sir," Harry replied. Red rubies sobbed to the wind, as regret washed over him. Happily Ever After, Voldemort style. Hermione looked at him. Don't think I've ever seen anyone do this, though. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur. "If the Ministry can show me that the piece is actually destroyed, then the one who destroyed it will be reimbursing me for the price of replacement." This story will deal with his last three years at Hogwarts when there isn't a war on, but anyone who wants a relationship with him is going to have to earn it. "You are Harry James Potter, of number four, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey?" New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! I'll probably change that opinion by the time that it comes time to negotiate with them, but I'll bleed them. ", "I'm just getting started," Harry said with a grin, mimicking the character from The Princess Bride. Just let the meeting happen, okay? His long silver beard and hair gleamed in the torchlight as he drew level with Harry and looked up at Fudge through the half-moon spectacles that rested halfway down his very crooked nose. When he opened his eyes, he was back at Hogwarts, in the . The redo (Harry Potter- golden era) by Bubbles. They'll be looking back on today and cringing." Harry said his goodbyes and disappeared upstairs, ostensibly to avoid anyone seeing him being sad that he couldn't attend with them. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. Fudge turned to Percy and said. In fact, he's overjoyed and ready to accept his place in the Wizarding world. ", "I must protest!" 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It was then that the fireplace flared green, and Dumbledore and Snape stepped in. I intend that all three have their wands snapped and be forbidden to do magic again, just the way they intend me to live. He shook his head. "As I told Blagrot, revenge is a dish best served cold. On that fateful day, two Potters were born. HPMOR.com is an authorized, ad-free mirror of Eliezer Yudkowsky's epic Harry Potter fanfic, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (originally under the pen name Less Wrong).The story is complete now, so the rss feed for the story mirror won't be updating any more, although any further Author's Notes will continue to show up in that rss feed. Or Izuku Midoriya is a wizard because he's actually Harry Potter. Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! Since this information will be passed to all nations that deal with Gringott's, their only hope is to either work with me or to go underground for long enough for people to forget, which is a very long time. 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